|The compliment every white guy in a movie has given his movie girlfriend:||Wow.. you.. you look great.|
in all my years that i have been on this earth i have not played spin the bottle once. does this mean that i’ve never actually lived? do a lot of people actually even play spin the bottle? or is its importance and prevalence stretched and exaggerated in media? these are the questions of the hour
Are teen parties with alcohol and red solo cups even real?!!?!
Has anyone ever participated in a food fight?!?
people dont have to know everything about a sport to be interested in it
people dont have to know everything about a band to like their music
stop testing people on their interests to see if they are “actually interested” in them, people shouldnt have to prove what they enjoy with knowledge about the interest
the ballet Giselle, spirits of women who died from broken hearts called wilis - in the ballet, men who get lost in the forest at night are trapped by the wilis and danced to death for doing wrong to women. It’s all quite badass.
the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.new york to haiti
greenland is right out
ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want
Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.
Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?
There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.
In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:
As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the world’s girls want.
Perhaps Jason Derulo’s intention was never to proclaim to be omnipotent to the interests of the female gender. Perhaps he was instead expressing his humanity, or the limits of his knowledge. I applaud Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo is not just another 2 dimensional character. Jason Derulo has depth.Jason Derulo has limitations and has come to terms with them. Jason Derulo knows Jason Derulo. Thats why he makes it a point to say his name so much.
|white girl:||i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.|
|white boy:||come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.|
|white girl:||you're just trying to scare me.|
|they continue walking for a few seconds|
|*white couple hears noise*|
|white girl:||babe what that??|
|white boy:||i'll go investigate|
|*leaves her alone*|
|white boy:||ha ha just kidding!|
|white boy:||im just playin babe|
|white girl:||that wasnt funny but ur still cute|
|*things turn sexy*|
|white boy:||i'll go investigate|
|*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*|
|*maybe a thud*|
|white girl:||zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!|
|*she walks and he dead*|
|*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*|
|*white girl runs*|
|*thinks she free n safe*|
|*guy catches her*|
|opening title slashes across screen:||BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D|