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laheybutt:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

listen, son. your dumb night light just makes it easier for the monsters to find you

(via letmeletmetrashyourlove)

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2 weeks ago

i’m sorry but i’m not ashamed to like shitty pop music

how the fuck am i supposed to dance around my room to bon iver 

(Source: fourevers, via letmeletmetrashyourlove)

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2 weeks ago
sirtroyofbaker:

balalaikaboss:

ejacutastic:

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHTWITH ITS EYE OF COAL SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

sirtroyofbaker:

balalaikaboss:

ejacutastic:

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF COAL 
SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE 
AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

(via letmeletmetrashyourlove)

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1 month ago

baeddelbludd:

LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes

(Source: baeddelbutch, via letmeletmetrashyourlove)

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1 month ago
actualteenadultteen:

The Hunger Games, Actual Teen style!
On the left, 15-year-old Josh Hutcherson.
On the right, 16-year-old Jennifer Lawrence.
Think how much creepier it would be to see them killing other kids when they look so squishy-cheeked and little.

actualteenadultteen:

The Hunger Games, Actual Teen style!

On the left, 15-year-old Josh Hutcherson.

On the right, 16-year-old Jennifer Lawrence.

Think how much creepier it would be to see them killing other kids when they look so squishy-cheeked and little.

(via letmeletmetrashyourlove)

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1 month ago

wretchedoftheearth:

once one of my best friends told me that i was wearing too much makeup (i was wearing lip gloss and mascara) and told me that i should have a look that’s more like my other friend (who wears a full face of makeup every day) as she looks more natural and that moment made me realize that men truly do not understand what makeup looks like

(via letmeletmetrashyourlove)

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1 month ago

mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

(via deaniewinchester)

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1 month ago

eternityinalake:

welcome to the 12th inning of a college baseball game

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1 month ago

I AM HUGGING YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU
ALSO SOMEONE ATE ONE OF YOUR SHOES BUT THIS IS NOT ABOUT THAT

I AM HUGGING YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU

ALSO SOMEONE ATE ONE OF YOUR SHOES BUT THIS IS NOT ABOUT THAT

(Source: vasuki, via nebranska)

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1 month ago
Writing Exercises →

grouchomac:

“I have issues with originality.”

Write some fanfic. When you’re done, change all the names of characters and places. Read it again. Change the physical descriptions. Switch genders. Read it again. Focus on altering speech patterns. Read it again. Expand and contract the…

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1 month ago
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