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taylor-sea:

The progression of video games in a few decades.

(Source: sonandheirofnothinginparticular, via totallyfubar)

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17 hours ago

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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(via hellacastiela)

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spring1999:

*accidentally gives everyone in the row a lap dance while getting up to go to the washroom at the movie theatre*

(Source: spring2000, via thefirebendingtitanshifter)

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17 hours ago

feellng:

Cutest german shepherd puppies EVER!

(via refrigeratorlord)

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17 hours ago

My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

(via teenagedirtland)

What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?
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offgloss:

who’s this?? and why does it has 23k notes?? wtf

I hope you are joking

oqvpo:

offgloss:

who’s this?? and why does it has 23k notes?? wtf

I hope you are joking

(Source: mcerafan, via boiledmashedstuckonastew)

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20 hours ago

michaelsrainbowhair:

i wish i could wake up with amnesia so i can forget about all those cringe worthy moments in 7th grade 

(via beaconkils)

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